Dad Joke Saturday
One liners
After two years, I’m going through my father’s computer files.
One folder is untouched for 20 years. It’s a collection of jokes sent out by a family friend.
I should clean out the folder…
But I think someone should enjoy these.
Don’t you?
A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city.
He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits.
None could be found.
Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits.
(ARE YOU READY?)
The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame."
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag.
How do insane people go through the forest? They take the psychopath.
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it!
What do you call skydiving lawyers? Skeet.
What goes clip clop, clip clop, bang, bang, clip clop, clip clop? An Amish drive-by shooting.
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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