Okay, I’m going to be perfectly, 100% honest with you.
I'm running out of things to say.
The Neck Romancer comes out on Wednesday.
The groom is Batman with a medical degree. So says this reviewer:
The bride used to be a spy … and is a vampire.
To get to the wedding, they must battle a wendigo in a hospital and stop the fae at Area 51.
To survive the first stop on their honeymoon, they must battle Chicago gangs with lasers, and zombies controlled by an alderman.
And then things get nasty.
Please Buy it.
Please share the links.
Please talk up the book to your friends.
If you haven’t read Love at First Bite, please do so. Enjoy the series.
I think I’m done.